Two months of Marital bliss

I love being married.  It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.  ~Rita Rudner

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.  ~Anne Taylor Fleming

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

Spouse:  someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.  ~Author Unknown